GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then th